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Laughter truly is the best medicine.
How often to we stutter thru sore abdominal muscles, while we wipe away rolling tears of joy, "I haven't laughed like that in a long time!"
If the week was great, then start your weekend and March off with a chuckle. If you had a tough week, then make today your release valve and leave all the pressure and stress and deadlines on the table, and take a moment to just relax and giggle a bit.
These are some of wit submissions by one of my favorite comedians, Steven Wright. I hope you enjoy, and have a good start to the homestretch of the weekend.
Take care.
Pierre Couturier
Husband, Daddy, Author and Needing a good Laugh.
42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. “You didn’t borrow this.” “I will.”
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don’t have film.
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy.
I installed a skylight in my apartment. The people who live above me are furious.
I intend to live forever - so far, so good.
Friday, March 1, 2013
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